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Repo Dude

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The story of Repo Dude

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   The wrestler known to mankind as "Repo Dude" has a very shady and sinister past. It all began when Repo Dude, formerly known to friends and colleagues as Dr. Julian Downe, was working in his lab, trying to figure out a way to glue a stamp onto an envelope. Many believed he was mad because this had been invented many years ago, but he continued his research relentlessly. One night, the good doctor had drank too much at his sister's friend's cousin's uncle's former roomate's party for transexuals, and at the lab, spilled his untested serum all over his face, which somehow turned his head into black ladie's stockings, forever stuck over his once decent-looking face. His looks and his life were stolen from him, because he could no longer show himself in public, so now he is on a quest to steal back everything he belives he is owed for the loss of his figure.
 
    Under the name Repossessing Dude which was later changed to Repo Dude because of length, he wanders around the OBW because he feels at home with the rest of the freaks involved in combat.
 
    Repo Dude's most devastating moves is "Repossession" which is a running powerslam delivered with a missle drop shoulder into the abdomen. The ever-popular Gore is also part of the Repo Depot. More moves to come, once he steals them from professional wrestlers.
 
    So far the only match Repo has seen was against Mr.Bronze. Repo took that match very lop-sidedly because his imense strength in the Gore almost rendered Bronze into a coma.
 
    Repo's strength is uncanny, and unmatched. There is a promising future for this man, who is basing his life on revenge towards others. He plans to work his way up and then steal(legally) the OBW title from whoever holds it!
 
                    FEAR THE REPO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Repo Dude
 
Hometown: ???
Height: ???
Weight: ???
Signature Move: The Repossession
 
 
Interesting Facts
  • Was once a well known Scientist
  • Woke up next to Richard Simmons on Morning
  • His face is actually burned to a crisp, hence the stocking
  • You can see Repo Dude doing stand up at the Appollo every Thursday Afternoon cuz he's "Down With the Brown" 

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