As a boy, Dude Meister ate like a woman during pregnancy.  Now he is the ultimate fighting (and eating) machine. His life long dream was to become world's strongest man.  He tried gaining weight to turn it into lean muscle, but his training program took an unfortunate turn for the worse.  You see, his lady friend was hit by a kid on a bike with the words "Too Cool for School" written on the handlebars.  He subsequently stopped training out of depression, however he continued with the same eating habits.

 

He is now 712 pounds, and has joined the OBW in search of a greater glory... the OBW championship belt. He held it during his great-undefeated streak in which he beat all cummers-in, which is why it was called an undefeated streak.  As Champion, life was great once again... Dude Meister had women, money and endorsements: Companies such as PLAYTEX, TROJAN, VAGISIL, and DEPENDS stood by him in his glory he personally chose all of those companies because of his familiarity with them; he seems to need a lot of products for his groin area.  Some of Dude Meister's best matches involved vicious shots to the groin, and to this day still uses it with mighty force.

 

Dude Meister's most feared moves are the Spinneramma, the Teddy Bear, the Ultimate Teddy Bear, as well as the dreaded "De-Virginizer". 

 

Currently, Dude Meister is eating, but with regards to the OBW, he is now feuding with Tito 'Benny' Jackson III because of the  Screwjob '84 he pulled on Dude Meister at In-Cuming.  After Tito 'Benny' Jackson III's interference in the Main Event, the former undefeated champion lost to The Irish Whip.  This insanity has reduced him to fighting Tito 'Benny' Jackson III in a redemption match at BACKWASH, which may propel him back to the Number 1 Contenders spot.

 

OBW Fans, theres no need to worry Dude Meister will continue to fight until his dreams are again met: Becoming the OBW Champion (TWO TIME!!). 

 

Please ask kindly that a better picture be posted on this fantastic Web Site.  (obw@canada.com)

 

Dude Meister is here to stay, and you havent heard the last of me...... NEVER!!!!!!!