Gay pride began with some toilet humour and never quite recovered.  Missing in action were Dude Meister, The Bronx Bomber and Repo Dude...  all of whom missed the event because of a flesh eating disease they caught at the now defunct "Q-Zone" - Dude Meister's favourite establishment.  Rumour has it that Mr. Meister lost 300 pounds of flesh to that disease...  Meaning he's now a lean 412 lbs of pure fun!

The first match featured The Jewish General taking on Adamo.  This match made Obviously Bad HISTORY being the first ever match to be taken outside the ring, and into the toilet.  Both competitors battled hard but The Jewish General's strength was too much for any Itallian to take.

The second match had an interesting twist.  The loser of the match between Johnny Jock and S.T. Tabernac would be forced tro retire from the OBW, just like Mr. Bronze was forced to leave because of his views on Vietnam.  The match was marked by Johnny's squerminess and S.T.'s rustiness.  Because of J.J.'s lack of preporation and S.T.'s willingness to accept victory...  Johnny Jock fell to the hands of S.T. Tabernac 1-2-3 (kid).  We'll miss you Johnny Jock, we sure will.

The third match featured the newest addition to the OBW family, the Skanky Yankee.  This competitor is straight outta the mean streets of the Gay Pride Parade! In this event, he was to face the Professor who four years ago, gave the Skanky Yankee's "Life Partner" an "F" on a paper he wrote in Harvard.  The Skanky Yankee vowed revenge for the failing grade and got it after hitting the "Triple Play Penetration", thus enabling him to pick up the win via pinfall.

The next match featured the Scottish Assassin facing another OBW newcomer, Harry Pounder.  Pounder is a former pornstar turned Obviously Bad Competitor.  Pounder took a beating, comperable to the one he gave Shaniqua in "Combing the Pubes" back in '96.  Lots of wood appeared in the match, thankfully, none of which was Pounders.  The Assassin took it to Pounder with some high octane excitement.  Enabling the Scottish Assassin to hit his famous SAQ through wood...  then pinning Harry Pounder to become the number 2 contender.

The final match featured The Obviously Bad Champion, The Irish Whip facing the Obviously Bad Dancer, Tito Benny Jackson III.  This match was as hillarious as they cum...  At one point, with Tito in control, Whip was tossed into a babies crib, then TBJ3 jumped in with him...  this reporter was stunned.  TBJ3 left the crib, only to have Whip climb up a top the crib and fly on to TBJ3.  Many fans around the venue could tell that the Irish Whip was a tad drunk, but when isn't he???  After receiving a 'Rock Bottom' through wood, The Irish Whip was done, allowing TBJ3 to become the first ever Obviously Black Wrestling Champion.

Congrats to all OBW performers for a job well done.