BackWash was an amazing Pay Per
View that took place in a new venue (FINALLY!). It marked the debut of the OBW's newest competitor: The Bronx
Bomber.
BackWash got off to a hellacious
start with former OBW competitor Mr. Bronze taking on newcummer The Bronx Bomber.
The Bomber is definitely a force to be reckoned with here in the OBW... He literally destroyed
any hope Mr. Bronze had of becoming the #7 contender for the Championship. Bomber's
destructive blows sent Mr. Bronze packing for retirement. Needless to say, The Bronx
Bomber won the 'contest'.
The next match featured Adamo taking on Johnny
Jock. This contest featured innovative moves from both parties. Adamo used some great
offensive moves he learned from his mentor, A.J. Styles. While the Jockstar
used his insanity to counter Adamo's skill. However, on this night, Johnny Jock's
unorthodox style came up short yet again as Adamo picked up the 1-2-3 after a crushing blow to Jock's cranium.
The next contest featuredthe intellect of The
Professor, against the sneakiness of The Repo Dude. Mister Repo Dude
came out to a spanking new tune, as did The Professor... This OBW reporter must confess that The
Professor's new entrance theme is the funniest entrance music in the OBW... Props to the Prof.
Anyhoo, on to the match. Both competitors used their
in ring compatibility to produce good results in the early going. However, Repo Dude was forced to
resort to using an illegal object (Good ol' Dodge Shadow's Tape Deck) to stun The Professor
enabling Repo Dude to capture the 1-2-3.
The next match included The Jewish General
facing off against The Bronx Bomber... Yes fans, The Bronx Bomber made his second
appearance in the OBW at BackWash, the same night he made his original debut. Bomber,
obviously physically drained following his first match still put on a masterful display of RAW (is war) POWER!!! If
it weren't for the Jewish General's stingyness releasing energy, the JEW would have been out much earlier.
Thankfully for the JEW, he had enough reserves to pull off his pattented "HANUKAH".
However, Bomber seems indestructable... he took the move and came back nearly stronger. Bomber
proceeded to take his batting helmet off and mash the JEW's head in. The Bomber then
posed for the fans while the JEW regained enough strength to take The Bronx Bomber
by surprise. The JEW pulled off the surprising 1-2-3, capitalizing on The Bronx Bomber's
COCK (iness).
The next match featured an OBW first, a dance
off for the number 1 contender position between Tito Benny Jackson III and Dude Meister... The
match didn't end up being the dance off the fans expected, however it was memorable to say the least. Everything that
TBJ threw at the Dude, Mister Meister countered with some explosive moves
of his own. Despite all of his efforts, Dude Meister couldn't fend off all of TBJ's
attacks. That being said, TBJ was able to pull off the Quanzi klutch which
weakened Dude Meister just enough for TBJ to capitalize and score the 1-2-3. That
win granted TBJ3 the honour of facing the Champion at the following Pay Per View.
The Main Event featured a pairing most OBW fans are quite
familiar with, The Scottish Assassin challenged The Irish Whip for the
Championship of the OBW. This match was high octane as all fans should expect when these two are in the ring together.
Whip came out firing with move after move. The Scottish Assassin countered with
some innovative moves of his own. The match all came down to very significant moves at the end of the contest...
With The Scottish Assassin seemingly in control, he decided to go for his finishing move, the SAQ.
After the A, The Irish Whip gathered up enough inner strength to counter Scottish's
SAQ into a flip. Mr. Whip jumped to the top o' the table and pulled off one
of the nicest Swann Ton Bomb's the OBW has ever seen. That move enabled The Irish
Whip to take the contest 1-2-3 and retain the OBW Championship.
Props go out to all the competitors of the OBW.
We wish Mr. Bronze all the best in life after retirement. We here at Obviously Bad Wrestling
hope you'll all tune into the next OBW event, happening very soon, very, very soon.
