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In Cumming - Pay Per View

The lo' down on 'In Cumming'

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OBW's Pay Per View entitled "In-Cuming" featured numerous Wrestler's making their OBW Debut.  Adamo, The Professor, Johnny Jock, Mr. Bronze and The Repo Dude all made their presence known @ "In-Cuming".
 
"In-Cuming"'s first match featured Tito 'Benny' Jackson III taking on Adamo.  This was Adamo's first ever bout and he proved to fans all accross the world that Adamo was here to stay.  Although Tito 'Benny' Jackson III's experience proved to be too much for Adamo.  Once the Kwanzaa Klutch was applied to Adamo, it spelled the end of Adamo's first ever OBW match.
 
This bout proved to the higher ups of OBW that Tito 'Benny' Jackson III was the real deal and awarded him a #1 contenders match at OBW's next Pay Per View "BACKWASH".  This is quite a step up from his "SIXTH Contenders Match" he had vs. Estie Tabernac which he won handly.
 
On the other hand, Adamo's performance was nothing to be ashamed of and this Sports Writer thinks he is indeed here to stay.
 
The 2nd match featured two OBW debut's...  Mr. Bronze took on The Repo Dude.  This match went bye fairly quickly without anything that surprizing taking place.  There was however an extremely hard hit to Mr. Bronze's head. The Repo Dude set Mr. Bronze up and nailed him with a Spearing Gore with Mr. Bronze's head snapping back and hitting the concrete.  That incident reminded me of when Marty McFly got hit by a car and his head flew back and hit the cement in Back to the Future 1, but doesn't everything?  The match ended after The Repo Dude pinned the dazed Mr. Bronze 1-2-3.
 
The Professor made his OBW debut against another newcomer Johnny Jock (who's sponsored by Peel's Pube).  One fan named 'Jim' called this match a "Slobbernocker" but I'd have to dissagree...  while Johnny Jock was full of high octane excitement, he never harnessed that energy for the match and seemed distracted by "O.B.'s Girlz" throughout the match.  The Professor used his Yale and Harvard Education to somewhat out smart Johnny Jock into an "Academic" one-two-three.
 
The forth match featured two veterens of the OBWThe Jewish General faced The Scottish Assassin in a #1 contenders match.  This match seemed personal since the two have been feuding for weeks.  The Jewish General took it to The Scottish Assassin in the early going but The Scottish Assassin fought back.  He gave The Jewish General two SAQs (Pedigrees) before finally pinning The Jewish General.  The two gave it their all and all the fans seemed to enjoy the match.  One fan said, "I loved how real their anger was...  I definitely think this was The Jewish Generals best match...  eventhough he lost."  And lost he did, but The Jewish General doesn't seem out of the thick of things.  As first reported on TSN.CA, The Jewish General has challenged Estie Tabernac in a First Blood Match.  I've gotten the word that this match shall take place at OBW's next Pay Per View "BACKWASH", only if Estie Tabernac is healthy.  Apparently he injured himself while waking on the street, we here at http://obwcanada.tripod.com hope that he can recover to make his comeback at "BACKWASH".
 
The Main Event featured The Irish Whip challenging the undefeated Dude Meister for the OBW Championship.  This marked the first time the two had faced eachother since the Dumb Ass Match at "Bash In Nunavut!".  That match featured numerous Groin Shots and this one didn't dissapoint.  Dude Meister went so far as to dive head first into The Irish Whip's "Supreme Package" ruining the The Irish Whip's momentum.  This match also featured the best Splash the OBW has ever seen!  The Irish Whip used his quickness to make it to the top rope and BAM...  he let it all go and Dude Meister was left motionless.  Dude Meister barely kicked out and that's when the match turned.  Dude Meister's unwillingness to lose forced The Irish Whip to walk over to the Announcer's table and whisper something to guess "Coloured" man Tito 'Benny' Jackson III.  When the tide turned and Dude Meister prepared for the Teddy Bear...  Tito 'Benny' Jackson III came out of no where and attacked Dude Meister from behind, knocking him out for the count...  Tito 'Benny' Jackson III then pulled The Irish Whip on top of Dude Meister for the 1-2-3.  The Irish Whip won the match but most importantly, The Irish Whip pulled off the impossible and became the new OBW CHAMPION.
 

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