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Johnny Jock (Retired)

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It's Spring Break with Johnny Jock

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Johnny Jock has been drinkin' up a storm (a la Irish Whip) in the OBW.  His wrestling career began back in nineteen 'dickatti' seven:  While on Spring Break, he did what most people would do...  go to Daytona Beach Florida and get piss drunk for a week then stumble home and bomb his mid-term exams.  Usually people would fly in from all over the world to enjoy that vibe, however for Johnny Jock - that vibe was in his own backyard, his hometown if you will. 
 
This didn't bode well for 'The Jockstar', constant partying and a total disregard for learning forced the Jockstar to quit school for a year and learn how to control his intensity.
 
The Jockstar found sanctity in wrestling.  Being a man of all sports (especially Squash), Johnny Jock adapted well and became an instant success.  His downfall in the ring though is he sometimes gets distracted by Girlz, Girlz, Girlz!!
 
Even with this flaw, Johnny Jock was sought after Free Agent and OBW's Chief Scout Donny Chang signed him in a flash.  "There's no telling what this fine athelete can become!"  Chang stated in an interview with obwcanada.tripod.com's A.J. Shnirtzz,  "If he takes the same road that Dude Meister has (that of Selibacy), Johnny Jock will be my best ever Free Agent signing."
 
It may take some time to see if the Jockstar can reach Dude Meister's status (or gurth for that matter), however one thing's for certain...  Johnny Jock is here to stay.

******* Johnny Jock has since retired from the OBW and now resides in both Panama City FLA as well as Daytona Beach FLA --- he visits his children and their seperate mothers there. ********

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Johnny Jock

Hometown:  Daytona Beach, Florida
Height:  5'10"
Weight:  150 pounds
Signature Move:  Academic Probation 

 
Interesting facts:
  • Loves watching wet t-shirt contests
  • Hopes to work on Baywatch someday
  • Favourite Drink:  Anything American
  • Currently stopping by in Montreal to 'sex up the ladies'
  • Personally sponsored by the Peel's Pube and Hooters

retirement home in daytona beach