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The Professor's custody cases have been dragging on for years. Thankfully, cuz o' his smartz, he's
been able to beat his former 'Life Companion" in every legal battle he's been involved in. He's even won the court case
over their kitten, Mittens.
Not only does the Professor win in court, he's also quite skilled in the squared circle. That's
where the perfect SAT scores and 4.0 GPA's in both Yale and Harvard (at the same time) come into play. He's out smarted
nearly every single opponent he's faced in the OBW, and Lord known's I can't wait to see the Professor carrying the cardboard
all over the Harvard Campus.
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The Professor
Hometown: Smartville, USA
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 190
Signature Move: Summer School
Interesting Facts:
- Graduated from Harvard and Yale at the SAME TIME!
- Wares size 10 shoe
- Scored a perfect 1600 on his SAT's
- Shot an 85 in mid July
- Loses to O.B. in golf though
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